elainelayabout
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elainelayabout

that would be special!

leftovers are my favorite meal!

i hope it was choco chip, cos warm choco chip cookies are the best bedtime snack!

i'm glad someone appreciates it! cos i could totally get into this jesus ... he's telling it like it is, talking about personal responsibility and getting right with each other, but still appreciating a good time ... and, yeah, sharing his yak and weed

ummmm, no biggie ... just lookin' for clarity ... cos if you did confuse the two — a confusion your "/" seemed to express — you wouldn't be the first

oh my ... never mind then ... it's just that you mentioned your soul, so i thought you were having a spiritual experience

well, which do you want? muhammad or allah? cos in islam, allah is god ... while muhammad, like jesus and abraham before him, was a prophet and a messenger

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uh ... don't mean to be harsh ... but i don't know who the hell you are talking about

oh, great ... asshole baby goat is back, kicking the shit out of little black kids

hehe ... good

good lord, girl! i'm a 34dd and it's nearly impossible to find bras ... cos, evidently, if you are a dd, you must be a 36 or above

evidently, if you tell someone else to sexually assault two women and then stand around with a gun on your hip, so that the victims are "compelled" to comply to their violation, it's no biggie ... unless, of course, you aren't being paid to serve and protect women from, you know, sexual assault

well, i'm tears ... having been the only mega-cup in the room since i was twelve, i often felt so alone ... turns out that in my virtual world i am surrounded by cleavage sisters!

as my fav college prof used to tell me when i'd said something clever: wait there while i run home and get that i writing before you do!

a-men! i was rockin' aunt bea's till i found herroom!

what? are you looking for someplace to park a smartcar?

hahaha! been there, my friend!

it was launched by a vigorous blink, i swear!

we need to listen to our bodies, laura

worth the $130 for the box alone ... but why, oh why, don't i have a magwitch?!