yeah ... our neighbors did not appreciate peacocks yarking all day ... but i gotta say that, despite my being the most raggedy-ass kid in school, they made me feel pretty posh

well, cheerios are just insidious, aren't they?

we had ducks and peafowl when i was little ... but chickens ... in a complicated world, their simplicity is just so soothing ... and then there are the eggs

i want a chicken sooo bad, and i've actually contemplated buying a fertile egg and using my chest as an incubator

hot tip for your hooters, girl: http://www.herroom.com/?brand=HerRoom&kwid=b4836155222a47cc86acafa1aa906288&gclid=CL3OjK-fqLQCFeZDMgod-EUAIQ

i could feed the first midnight showing of the next "hunger games" flick with all the popcorn that i've collected from my cleavage over my years of movie-going!

if i can manage to wedge something in between my double d's, it ain't going nowhere ... and if i misplace something during the day, i never worry too much, because chances are that i'll find it at jammie time

not so much as a mindy kayling coffee mug ... gasp!

the smart money is on the cats?! hah!

i think i herniated something watching that

:D

ohhh ... i thought she must be bovine-phobic!

a) kerry washington is a better woman than i, cos i would have just expired from the vapors or whatever happens to girls when they are hit with a man overdose

are you talking length or girth? cos, i agree, standard condoms are pretty long, but they sure ain't girthy

if it's any consolation, i want each of them and matching-print dresses

lemme see ... beautiful objects ... filled with beautiful words ... no, not wrong

emma was my first austen, and it was the first book i read that made me feel the injustice of how women writers were historically (and continue to be) ignored ... so it will always own a corner of my writer's heart

ohhh ... all that it takes is four or five ... and, look here, the one on the bottom is emma ... it's not the most beautiful, but it's the first one that i would have to get

great ... now i have an overwhelming urge to snuggle a large-nosed skinny jewish kid porn star, regardless of his penis size

i want to know how many you have ... i want to see a pic of them sitting on your bookshelf and ask how they feel in your hand ... do they smell good?