while i'm sure that this is true for many women in the porn industry, it's not true for all ... some are already condom-only performers ... and in the mainstream gay, male porn industry, condom use is the norm

hence my assertion that we are returning to the middle ages ... duh

i am all about freedom and not judging the sexual proclivities of other adults, but it seems to me that porn stars porking one another without condoms on just about every computer in america is, influence-wise, akin to big bird lighting up a marlboro on sesame street

jeez ... here i was thinking that life in russia is just supper shitty, when in fact it's mega shitty

is baba's remaining time on this earth so unlimited that she can spare some for this tragically self-destructive and non-contributing member of society? isn't there someone out there who has substance as well as ratings value?

i am not really into clinging to the past, but they will have to pry that particular artifact out of my cold, dead hands

dear momager stodden, little courtney didn't just "figured it out on her own" ... instead of learning about sex in a way that was centered upon her and her well being, she learned about it from the male-centered media, in which women exist to pleasure men ... way to go!

my daughter cornered me when she was 4, refusing to just accept that "when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have a baby" ... so i told her, plainly but accurately, the process ... all she wanted to know was whether she could put her panties back on when it was done ... and that was that ...

it would have been had i actually know what "fucking" meant ... still, i appreciate having this "my mother in a nutshell" anecdote to remember her by

in first grade, after i had hounded the nuns at school for details on how god gets babies inside of women (fyi, he's invisible ... he just reaches right in and plunks a baby seed inside you), my mother had "the talk" with me:

as a white person who grew up shit poor but attended an ivy league law school on a full, academic scholarship, i have interacted with white people from coast to coast and from the basement to the penthouse ... and, since i rarely get through a conversation of any length with more than 2 other white people without…

regardless of your beginnings, regardless of your not attending an ivy league school, you still get instant membership in the club of whiteness, which gives you preferred access to the majority of people of power, jobs, and housing ... and you get to wander through most american cities without being stopped and…

alas, these creeps are exactly what you hit when you close your eyes and throw a rock in the u.s. these days ... we have become a nation of sociopaths

i know you didn't mean to come off as heartless or offensive, but it does seem that every time something bad happens to a woman, there is a gauntlet of irrelevant tests of truthiness to be run, because too many men believe that women want so badly to be victims that they just make shit up ... "what were you wearing…

i am hesitant to cop to a freudian ”slip”, but i did spend the afternoon being verbally tag teamed by a couple of misogynistic douches ... in truth, i was wishing they would just go ahead and handshake-cum-manhug ... no latinate construction intended

i missed national no bra day ... i'll be damned if i'm gonna miss sloth day ... cancel all my appointments, i'm climbing a tree!

what, is sue sylvester the faculty adviser?

not to be critical, but aren't we supposed to finish the bromance punching and almost-kicking with a handshake-cum-manhug? i don't think we're gonna get the full benefit unless we do the complete circuit

yeah ... i know ... but so long as they don't mess with arian's noggin, he's gonna keep on doing shiny things

fortunately, "fuck you, assholes!" is race neutral