not blackface! orangutan face ... which isn't offensive unless you wear it in a clint eastwood movie

"It's really easy to believe that 'nothing is sacred' when the sanctity of your body and your freedom are never legitimately threatened."

i had to cross my legs so i wouldn't spritz

so that's why there was only one speaking female character on the planet of the apes! she was so adorably uppity, though ... her and her irrelevant opinions

the modern hippocratic oath all but explicitly touches upon abortion by stating: "Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and…

i, a humble scribe, am not worthy ... but if i were, i would say 12pt courier ... and i would leave the location to you, though this will strike terror into the hearts of your foes ... probably make your parents super proud, too

i am a modern, self-sufficient woman, but without men, who's gonna kill bugs? (i know that men aren't more capable of killing creepy crawlies than women are, or that they enjoy doing so any more, but men think that it's their job, and that works for me)

oh, to make it to 13 without booby bondage! did your feet also not reach the floor while sitting at your desk in first grade? if so, i might have hated on you, just a teensy, unreasonable bit

if a woman walking alone won't cross a dark street at midnight, lest she offend the approaching figure that frightens her, what are the odds she's going to cause an unfriendly scene with a smiling man in broad daylight? but after one too many bad touches on this nice girl (a strange man once repeatedly grabbed by…

the only compelling reasons that i find for telling a secret is if the truth punishes wrongdoers and/or challenges bad ideas ... like when an abuse victim comes forward to shift their burden of shame to their abuser ... or a popular, public figure comes out of the closet ... but a victim of abuse or bigotry should…

while i find many breeders to be the-world-revolves-my-child insufferable (my kid shouldn't watch porn, and i can't tell the second coming "no", so nobody gets to watch porn), but i will rise to their defense about metro blocking

hahaha! it would be cheaper, and less painful, to have the "i" turned into a "u", and make the terminal "e" into a skull or a lady bug or something

nancy does, indeed, wear her pantsuits well ... i guess i'd just like to see her let her hair down, at least at a wedding ... palazzo pants, perhaps? or maybe some daring, downton-abbey-inspired harem pants?

well, i'm glad that i can count you among the few jez friends i'll ever have ... at least until they fix the hearting system

actually ... i am a geek ... love other geeks ... and think nerd meat is rather tasty

i've had a cup of tea, a couple of petite fours, and a cry ... and i've decided to choose my 7d over my femininity ... it attracts a better class of man-prey anyway

golly, i hope so ... because, thanks to decades of black history months and mlk days, not to mention media types actually being called out for their most over-the-top hate speech, tosh probably knows that he couldn't raise a sustained, public chuckle with that one

i didn't say that i didn't have some mod work to do ... but at least i can get a newborn to stay horizontal for long periods ... and i think that turning a baby into a justification for a slave bikini is more in the spirit of women trolling comic-con for costumed nerd meat

in an alternate jez universe, where hearts can still be clicked, we could be friends ... (sigh)

sadly, these men-only spaces will sit empty, because men will refuse to ask directions to them