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i've had guy friends who buy into the virgin:whore bullshit, and i just want to slap them silly ... they want to find a girl who's an innocent (usually younger), fall in love, and then fuck them ... and i'm like: you know, after you fuck them, they won't be virgins ... they'll be just like all the other girls

the thing that i've never understood about the whole don't-give-away-the-milk-or-he-won't-buy-the-cow myth is why it's assumed that people only date to find a long-term mate ... hell, i've never dated looking for long-term love ... fun, yes ... companionship, yes ... nooky, yes ... and, yes, even affection ... but why

so now we not only get to pay for immoral wars and subsidies for planet-killing big energy corps and job-killing outsourcers, we get to pay for our littlest citizens to be taught to hate us ... hate gay people ... hate muslims ... hate [fill in the blank]

rachel has an amazing story, too ... she was born a crack baby and spent her first 6 months being abused in a crack den ... it's a blessing on us all that she found a new family to put that sweet smile on her face and give her the opportunity to use her gifts

my theory is rachel's channeling ... how else to explain that much voice and that much soul at 14 ... what the heck is she gonna be like at 24?

it's all i can do to not cry every time ... and the way rachel looks when she's done ... you know she meant every word

my kid was two weeks overdue and she's a super brain ... my theory was that she was so smart she knew better than to be born

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i am glad that crow is singing age-appropriate material ... it's not like the world is lousy with strong, babygirl voices (well, there is willow "autotuned" smith) ... but i wish like hell she'd done a vidi for this cover ... it was one of the most powerful vocal performances i've ever seen on teevee

perez wasn't just joe blow stranger ... he had a soapbox, courtesy of destructoid, and he shouted this comment to the audience he had built there

there's nothing shinier than a kid who knows who he is and what he likes and isn't afraid to live outside the box

the dickiest thing about your average dick is that he never owns his dickery ... he was drunk! it was satire! he was quoted out of context! and if a dick apologizes, it's because the phrasing of a particular remark may have hurt someone ... it's never because the content of their comment is false and hateful

the woman delivering the baby can make noise during a silent birth — moaning is preferred to screaming — but she is ordered not to say/scream/moan words, and once it is born, not to speak words to the baby ... it's essentially a gag order put in place by a man who, to my knowledge, never experienced childbirth, who

this throbbing machine between my legs is making me feel so manly ... if only there was a weaker, less powerful male nearby whom i could pin down and give a sheering

i don't think that this is aimed at victims so much as it is aimed at victims' families, friends, and coworkers ... the message is that, if she is being abused, she's very likely to try to cover it up, so you have to be vigilant and pay attention to your own bad vibes ... don't rely on a victim to speak out or ask for

well, i've never had any complaints on that score

i just assumed that they could do that because they were rich

yeah ... like someone will pass close by, look surprised, and say "you smell really good" ... maybe it's just that i look like i'd smell skanky?

i think vegans/vegetarians taste better, too

if only i could get around to reading this post ...