Police CLAIM a gun was recovered from the scene? I know we’re living in the era of Donald Trump and feelings masquerading as facts, but you shouldn’t get to just say that there was a gun if there wasn’t a gun. Where is it? Wouldn’t a gun recovered from a crime scene have to be logged and labeled, and whose existence…

I wonder, if Christie had somehow won the nomination, if this revelation (which is not a revelation) would have sunk him. Trump University, along with everything else, seems to have bounced right off of the orange Koosh ball collecting mold in your parents’ attic. Would Christie have been as impervious? Hillary…

Well, my co-workers who don’t show up to work when they’re hungover have disproportionately been men. As have those who take off work on the first day of March Madness.

To paraphrase John Oliver, you don’t bring a feeling to a fact fight.

I went to one of the “call the teachers by their first names” private schools. It was also a Quaker school (translation: respect for all individuals regardless of their/your age, zero tolerance for violence) and that teacher would have been fired IMMEDIATELY.

“Civil rights organization”

You seized on “squirrelfran” and not “Zetus Lapedus?”

Thank you for the validation. This is the state that elected Bobby Jindal, for fuck’s sake. I was expecting there to be at least SOME support for this serpent-like creature. People can surprise you!

How awful is it that my first reaction was to be really proud of Louisiana for not liking this guy more? What a low, low bar.

This kind of thought process only works if the system does- i.e. if reporting sexual harassment in the workplace to HR always resulted in the disciplining of the harasser with no risk of retaliation against the harassed. However, as anyone with multiple functioning brain cells knows, this isn’t the case, and the need…

*Study financed by Cheetos.

I have a brilliant idea for anyone who’s offended by this. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...ACTUAL SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.

The official story of “it didn’t happen” was chilling. SOMETHING happened. That poor family.

Like really though, what happened to Rebecca Coriam? And the rest of the people who have gone missing on cruises? I clicked through to the article about her...shudder.

Guys, if you don’t vote blue, Tim Kaine is going to tell you that he’s not mad, he’s just disappointed. I don’t know about you, but I’m crushed just thinking about it.

The part that got me was the “rather than.” Like it’s actually just a chain of baby internal organ shops masquerading as healthcare centers.

Ten-to-one that her daughters aren’t virgins.

Similar to the Brock Turner case, I don’t think we can blame alcohol here. Alcohol doesn’t turn you into a horrible human being. Deliberately triggering a co-worker’s allergy makes you a horrible human being.

Time to respond to every “thoughts and prayers” tweet/Facebook post with that Bible verse.

Agree, but I think that he thinks that his supporter base IS the state as a whole (hence the term “The Silent Majority”).