Wait - the North Korea propaganda machine uses Flickr? How odd!

I'm going to run counter to most gamer wisdom, but I really liked Masters of Teras Kasi. Okay, it was a shitty fighter game and made no sense in-universe, but wacking a bitch with a lightsaber was fun as hell.

One game I was chasing down Luke - and out of frustration, I brought in the death star only to have him escape before I Alderaaned the planet. I proceeded to chase Young Skywalker around the galaxy, nuking planets out from under him until I eventually decided to implemnt my Scorched Earth policy on the remainder of…

And my dreams of Lucasarts rebooting X-Wing finally die forever. . .

Great. Now fix the fucking traffic problems.

Good point. Ah, wait. I have it! Wrap it in masking tape. Easy to clean up, no sticky residue, perfect for obscuring lines. Problem sorted easy peasy.

On the other hand, a good can of spray paint will take care of any photoshop issues!

Actually, I really like the Wii-U's Gamepad. It was a bit weird at first to keep looking down for maps and inventory - but now it's second nature and really helps speed things along.

My roommate got one for my X-box. I don't think I've turned the damn thing on yet (the Kinect, not the X-box)

Damnit! Now I have to go get a playstation!

I was about to go throw some money their way, get a copy, but not for 200 bones! 50 bucks? Sure. 200? They can go fuck themselves.

That was an awesome game - and made better by the Free Roam sandbox mode. Yeah, I'll have to throw a couple bucks at this project.

We think it’s a vast improvement.

That's a damn shame - but not entirly shocking. I havent played in forever, and I cant imagine that I'm alone in that. Still, I might have to drag the drums for one last jam!

Amen! They may be a Big Business and all, but damn if they aren't fans too.

Shit - I really need to finish up Saints Row III soon!

You know what makes me sad. Think of Electronic Arts (and Activision, too) in the eighties - all the ridiculously awesome games they put out: MULE, Adventure Construction Set, Archon, Bard's Tale, Seven Cities of Gold, Dr. J and Larry Bird Go One on One - brilliant stuff! To think that they churn out endless safe…

Absolutely - you shouldn't rape people. That goes without saying, one would hope. Unfortunately there will always be bad people in the world who will smash in your car window to snatch your unattended backpack, mug you for walking down the wrong street or whup the shit out of you for wearing the wrong team's colors -…

Yes some of the Gawker comments were especially tired—"ooooooh I don't want to piss off the Jezebel bitches but, girls should just learn to not drink until they are unconscious amirite?"

Aaaaaand. . . . we’re done here. If you've reached the point where you offer your current game’s precursor to customers for free because you fucked up the current one so badly - that's pretty much just throwing one’s hands in the air.