What do you expect from a generation raised on Instagram?

they'd starve to death or cannibalize each other to the point of extinction before they ever made it out of Mordor

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And since weed will be legal starting next week, I know what I'm putting on my Christmas list!

Sorry, it still looks like shit.

If there were more than that one submission, if THAT hack job was the winner, I'd hate to see the losers.

This game has the worst marketing ever. I watched both videos, read the sample text and still had no idea what the hell the game was about. And I was not about to sink 15 bucks into a complete unknown. a couple of bucks (like some of the Indy games on the X-Box), no problem. Hell, I dropped 20 on 10 games once and…

That's the winner? A photoshop job?

Oh, I will freely admit that bits of the movie are quite well done and that Hal is easily the most compelling character of the flick. Just that taken as a whole, it suffers greatly.

They didn't involve Cap's necrophilia and Tony's vore fetish, did they?

Yeah, I would have figured that as one of the tips - that's how I always get my parking space at the mall, holiday season or no.

Fine, defend your point of view. Because seriously, this is a movie where absolutely no goddamned thing happens for HUGE stretches of time in the flick. Take the opening scene on primitive earth, which blows two minutes of the films running time on nothing but landscape shots of the barren desert. Hell, we don't get…

Everyone hates on the Moroder version, but I would say that its an important piece of the movie's history. Without Giorgio re-release, a great many people (myself included) might not have heard about the film.

I will not deny that the flick looks great. Anyone with working eyeballs will have to give props to special effects guru Douglas Trumbull and his astounding work. While there are way too many "ships drifting through space" shots, I have to admit that every single one of them looks gorgeous. The upside down stewardess…

the ideas in 2001 blew the minds of an entire generation of movie-goers.

Clearly you'll need a Space Plunger to recover those hundred of billions of dollars!

Yeah, just wait until the year 1999 and THEN you'll be sorry about that whole "wanting a moon base thing"!

Best science fiction show on Television? That's only because Doctor Who hasn't come back yet.

Reading is Fundamental!

Please god, dont let the new one stink like Quantum of Solice. Seriously, I'm a die hard fan - I even manage to find room in my heart for View to a Kill and Moonraker. But the Bond series at it's worse is no where near as bad a Quantum was. That fucking thing was unwatchable!