How dumb are we? Using fossil fuels! Bah! Look at all that renewable energy. People in the future are going to look back at us and we're gunna look reeeeaaaal stupid.

I better buy a keyboard for my XBox so I can type in IDSPISPOPD.

So 150 kids going to WWDC accounts for all the other ones? Makes sense ¬_¬

I believe they rolled it in to PixelSense:

They are sending codes through gamma-ray bursts. I don't want to know what they are saying.

Completely unrelated story: I went in to Barnes and Noble yesterday with my kid, he found a book he liked and I was going to buy it for him. We walked up to the checker and seriously, the line was 20 people long and they only had one checker. I told him I'd find it for him on Amazon and we left.

The related stories about TED are surprisingly relevant!

3.) Bury it along interstate 94 where only you know about it. Go to jail for 1.5 years.

$500K on black, $14K on double zero!!!

Exactly, they should just wait until 1 day before it's going on sale to announce it. If anybody before then tries to leak information have the police ransack their house. Then ban them from all further company events!!!

I love... lamp.

Yells to the sky, "The phone rings both ways assholes!!!"

This is pretty easy to fix, just replace the propeller with a jet engine.

Indeed!

Bah, why did you have to mention Better off Ted... I loved that show, now I'm sads it got cancelled all over again.

Isn't the galaxy we're currently occupying 13.2 billion years old?

"These aren't your charts, I'm sorry!"

I've got lots of virtual machine's I need to run... on the go...

The iPad is a toy, a Windows tablet is actually useful for business applications.

That has me in the mood for a Face/Off reboot starring Ethan Hawke and Colin Farrell.