Today I learned there is a National Watermelon Board.

I used some electrical tape and taped a small magnet to the top of my headphones. My desk is metal and glass and they stick perfectly right underneath.

If people have fun doing it and aren't hurting anyone who the fuck are you to decide if people are idiots. Asshole.

I just bought a new digital camera for my wife. It was original $600 but was 80% off... I thought it was an alright deal.

My 3 year old has started the why? why? why game. One nights "Why do I have to go to bed?" devolved down about 10 why's in to me trying to explain how prehistoric man's lack of night vision led to sleeping at night to avoid predators. If only I would've just told him, "Asked and answered".

A snow shovel doesn't double as a trash can like a trash can doubles as a snow shovel.

What we just watched is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in their rambling, incoherent video were they even close to anything that could be considered a funny thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having watched it. I give you no praise, and may God have mercy on your…

That's one doomed space marine!

Two words...

Sounds like someone is a little bit jealous. Did poor Drew never make it in standup? Why don't you come over here so I can lick the tears off your face.

Don't forget Gunn!

Now who is going to play Admiral Daala...

It's a nod to Pitch Black... where you didn't find out Jack was a chick until the end. Now they are slyly trying to tell us that Riddick is really a woman.

Welcome to Gizmodo, where everything is made up and the articles don't matter.

This is literally the worst review I have ever read on any tech site.

I never put it together, but maybe Futurama and South Park take place in the same universe.

I'm pretty sure he made Red Tails because he's dating a black woman.

It beeps when it targets you. Once you hear it you've got about 1 second to get in to a building. Piece of cake.

*Foxx

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