The front is like a car, the back is like a truck, the front is where you drive, the back is where you FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

...and they had a tank!

Was she cutting off her arm? Not just her hand? How is she going to attach a chainsaw to it?

Obviously she meant she can't be bothered to read because she has so much money she can hire a murder of hunky topless men to massage her feet, feed her grapes, and read to her in a seductive baritone.

The new planet is named Tafourine.

I would watch a sequel to Snakes on a Plane... Spiders on a Boat.

If it's any consolation, all the kids in the 100 years ago pictures are dead.

What about when we run out of wind?

O'rearry?

I saw the Broadway version of "Young Frankenstein" with Roger Bart and found it quite enjoyable.

I wish they would've just added TO as a regular on Hawaii Five-O.

The thought of "How I met your father" brings the barfs.

Just don't cast Eliza Dushku in the lead roll... not that I don't like her, but her TV track record = cancellation (minus Buffy of course but she wasn't the lead).

I've been using W8 for a few weeks now and I gotta say, it's really nothing new. The only annoying thing is no start menu. I hardly use the Metro mode. Minus the missing start menu it's the same as W7. I've had no problems running anything.

Can I trade in my HTC Titan 2 that I got in April for one of these? Straight up? Please?

Renting out 600 sq ft @ $1000 a pop in a 15,000,000 sq ft building would net you $9,000,0000 per month. Seems doable!

My genetic test from 23andme revealed that I had a 100% probability of wasting $299.

I can't stop reading it as "Star: Trek Into Darkness"

How old are those kids? I think I was 12 when my mom finally let me watch Alien.

Most of them point to these attacks occurring IN YOUR BEDROOM.