I don’t get why a lot of people didn’t understand how badly Kylo was injured when he was dueling Rey. I mean the whole purpose of Han borrowing Chewie’s bowcaster* to take out the stormtroopers was to demonstrate how lethal the thing was, and yet people can’t seem to make that connection after they see Chewie nail…

My theater suddenly got very dusty when the second sun appeared.

I mean, people may not like it - but he does go out in a blaze of glory as a super powered Jedi - doesn’t he? He takes on the most powerful other force user alive in the galaxy that we’ve seen (Kylo is still shown as more powerful than Rey, just look at the throne room battle) by projecting his presence all the way…

Its just like real life..the nation comes together and elects a person of color to office and gets health care and then we go back to square one and put a stupid crazy racist in office and try to get rid of all benefits for the working class.

Jr. looks like he’s wearing a fucking mouth guard. What is it with the Trumps and dentures? Use your billions and gold-plate a couple of toothbrushes to put in your bathrooms, you fucking trash-people.

Because there’s no better response to a movie with a strong, active female lead than a line of shoes that are little more than modern foot-binding devices.

I have always disliked Anthony Bourdain so it’s been weird being on his side so much lately.

My feet hurt just looking at those heels. Nope.

Agree. I work in PR and frequently lament “we created this monster!” because these idiots demand increasingly high fees for integrating our brands into their content...and we gladly pay it, knowing how much “engagement” they get among the “right target.” You guys can all just blame us :-(

If it were sincere love, I’d get it.

Same. I’m surrounded by them, and most are unoriginal and take awful photos. The pose that gets me the most is the one where the “blogger” is tucking a piece of hair behind an ear while smiling at the floor. Everyone does it! Do better!

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

Ren works for me because he’s the first of these cinematic “Dark Lord” figures that didn’t try to out-Vader Vader. The recent sci-fi/fantasy boom has brought all these characters out of the woodwork in menacing black armor, who speak in intimidating tones about “Plans, plans, darkness, Yesssssss”, and since Ren is…

Yeah, I haven’t seen it since March 2019.

I feel like the Jedi work way better as a film concept when there’s only a few of them around and they’re doing interesting things instead of whatever the fuck they were doing in the prequel trilogy. As a kid, I imagined the Jedi order as this awesome fraternity (probably the wrong word since I figured there were…

What gets cut open and crawled inside this time?

Like that matters... you’re already halfway down the page because Kinja.

This is Alabama we’re talking about here.

I’m pretty sure most Alabamans just don’t want a democrat to represent them in the U.S. Senate —at all costs.

Your lazy cynicism has a much better chance of tipping the scales, I’m sure.