Hot marketing take: Netflix, maybe, just maybe, it might be seen as bad PR to slag your own product. Or your customers.

I know a few Bernie Bros who refused to vote because “both are bad” or “the parties are the same” and deeply regret it now. Yah, too late, idiots.

I really don’t want to take a side in this. Can we just be rid of him AND the National Enquirer?

He’s sterile and can’t carry disease. Pre-condoms, everyone on the planet would want to have hot monkey sex with him.

I’m an independent and I find Kamala Harris super attractive. But what I’d really like to see is Elizabeth Warren run. The debates would be amazing.

even though he’s extremely good at his job and is often the only one capable of saving various townsfolk and kings from whatever horrible creatures are tormenting them, everybody seems to hate him.

If you hate me so much, ignore me.

Everyone hates Trump. If you don’t, shut up and stick a carrot up your ass

Liberals on the Republican Candidate: He’s a fat, unqualified gameshow host with mob ties who bragged on tape about sexually assaulting women.

Eh? No.

congress consistentent canidate melinin intrests

If you consciously voted for a abusive white supremacist because you felt spiteful that other people said mean things about you - such as you were stupid enough to consciously vote for a abusive white supremacist - you are objectively a stupid, selfish asshole.

Fun fact: the same poll the POTUS is promoting finds that 60% of respondents think Trump is reckless, 51% think Trump is unstable, 47% think Trump is racist, and 54% think Trump is sexist. Outstanding work there, 45.

Wrong. Wrong! Nasty Velocirapstar! This one time, he got 80% when he polled his family. Eric sure was in the doghouse after that one.

Eh, I don’t see what she’s talking ab....

She just reminds me of Judge Doom at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

“How Will Lena Dunham Disappoint Us This Time”

Part of the problem is that nothing Lena Dunham has done makes sense. Her original statement made it sound like she had proof that this was a false accusation. When she gets flak for defending Miller, she suddenly walks the whole thing back. So, was she lying to protect her guilty friend or is she throwing her…

I heard Tarantino is going to have a cameo in it. As an alien. Because he looks weird.

I hope Sam makes it his mission to get every Tarantino fact wrong for now on just to spite you, Frasier.