“redundant”

A modern-day goddamn Fivel, and he hasn’t gotten the respect he deserves.

This was an outrageous oversight.

Look, I can’t deny he was over-exposed by the end, but it’s a goddamn embarrassment that Pizza Rat isn’t on this list. Just living his little rat life, trying to nom on some ‘za; he was all of us.

I vote for this American hero.

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

All I want is a GODDAMN MARS BAR but since I live in America all I get is fucking Hershey’s.

Fancy chocolate is overrated anyway. Give me Toblerone or Milka and I am good.

The cake chocolate is a lie. Hell, Hershey’s uses rotten milk in their bars. It’s all terrible. Merry Christmas!

(But, regardless; fuck this dude sideways with an eviction notice and a laminated Waffle House menu filled with items he can no longer afford. It’ll be character-building.)

Ugh. I looked, and now I feel like I need a bath.

“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”

And he calls himself

This is just Tall Poppy-Bear Syndrome talking. That bear had the courage and the chutzpah to do what all bears everywhere have dreamed of for so long: Learn to ride a bike and eat a monkey. Don't splash your Haterade on the bear that dared to reach for the stars and pluck one for himself.

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