Damn. I clicked your account to follow you, and found a right proper Dune reference.

See? You get it.

Same here, I know it’s wrong but I can’t help myself!

I always say “So- where’s my fuckin’ medal, sugar tits?”

Right on, mate. I really just should have said “I really miss bookstores, music stores, and comic shops”, because that’s actually the real point these days.

Right on, mate. I really just should have said “I really miss bookstores, music stores, and comic shops”, because…

I’m really gonna miss that store. I’ve only been inside one twice (never lived near one), but it has always been my “Amazon”. All my books, movies, music come (came) from there for years. Bummer.

I’m really gonna miss that store. I’ve only been inside one twice (never lived near one), but it has always been my…

That swarthy fellow in white; man, after about age 28, it seems like him and his “too much eye contact” wife are everywhere...

Naw man. In the situation in the article, the answer is sex stuff. The only question is what kind and how.

This is my discovery of Mallory, and I am have a damn good time. So good.

That link is a goblet full of insane beauty. Thanks!

Hell, the only reason she bent her arm was to keep from hitting the microphone (seriously, take a look). She knows what she’s doing and who she’s doing it for.

We don’t need to get rid of these people, we just need to come up with some better Gods and Demi-gods.

This was an important and well-written piece, and I’m sharing to anyone and everyone. LLAP.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Excellent comment all round! Like I said, I’m an olde who spent his life in the music biz, so I have a huge chip on my shoulder against GC and the like (for a bazillion reasons). But hey, things change, and I’m lucky to have lived long enough to be yelling at clouds!

Excellent comment all round! Like I said, I’m an olde who spent his life in the music biz, so I have a huge chip on…

100% agreed. From day one, the Yamaha acoustics and Pacificas have always been an incredible value. They have cheezy “starter packs” that smoke guitars that are triple the price.

100% agreed. From day one, the Yamaha acoustics and Pacificas have always been an incredible value. They have cheezy…

In case anyone on a budget was wondering, the little Marshall DSL is a quality product.

In case anyone on a budget was wondering, the little Marshall DSL is a quality product.

That would be spectacular. I want this hidden-camera documentary now!

Yep, me too. And I also expected it to be the first comment I saw.

BTW: I apologize for “splooging this” on jalopnik. I’m kind of sickly and weak these days, but I just happened to have the energy to type stuff today. Otherwise I would have done it on io9 or Gawker (I hang there, so I’m not grey on those sites). No matter, this stuff needs to be said daily.