Hi, you might want to fix the title of the article. 

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

Could you post a picture of one? 

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Steelers fans like him again now

Just about to say the same thing. Have your star.

$49,900?!? That’s almost Wrangler money!

First impression: Grille.

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

It sounds like this mechanic blocked the pitot tube, or the air flow downstream of the pitot tube. This type of equipment failure is why an Air France A330 ended up at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean in a million pieces. Granted, that incident was helped along by shitty pilots. Still,  this moron mechanic should…

I’ve read this sentence four times and still don’t know what you’re trying to say.

“Excuse me ur corn iz gone bad.”

N64 version had clips, playstation version had full songs. Im like, 95% sure.

It’s dope that he picks up his own dog’s shit? I guess noodles was right, the bar is set really fucking low.

I feel like the downfall of the series was when it started going towards the Jackass style humor and giving Bam Margera a bigger role.

We’re just trying to have a good time, narc

The leap you’re making to assume she can make in-game field goals at the rate of the 32nd-best kicker in the NFL is simply enormous. Fuck dude, that would rule if she could Kathy Ireland that ball. I’d like to see it actually happen one time before decrying the NFL as anti-woman for not employing a kicker. (There’s…

Nobody will ever wish they were in indy

You should use Ron Fellows’ quote instead.

I would say that you could also make the case for pissing on the graves of