I dumbed this down because most aren’t terribly familiar with horology. Rolex is not necessarily required, but a similarly significant timepeice often is.

Hahahaha I would love to understand a world where it's not "OK" to drive a free car.

Regardless of his sexism...this guy seems like an awful recruiter. It is very rare a Rolex costs 50,000 (5-10k is what 99% of rolexs you see cost), and they are practically required in certain fields. Maybe he said some stupid shit to walk back his previous comments, but jesus.

I'm in Southern California and my wife is at 12 weeks. Never thought the biggest stress of having a kid would be some fucking Mosquitos.

How long are we going to have to listen to you guys remind us about Gawker being gone? 6 months?

“All of the cardboard wheat meal product, none of the sugar!”

Pretty easy, actually. Unclip 4 buckles and you’re done!

Pretty easy, actually. Unclip 4 buckles and you’re done!

the safest Olympic event is ping-pong

Ugh me too. :(

Because he can very easily park it elsewhere.

I was like “who on earth would have their Zonda painted in Gulf colors...OH.”

Jill Ellis, mostly. The team has been coasting on its superior players for far too long, and is highly questionable from a tactical standpoint.

Never been done before.

Oh no don’t encourage him.

Hah we had the same idea.

I was going to correct you:

That is exactly what the Redskins say.

Slaves are part of history. Should I go with Las Vegas Slaves for my expansion NBA team?

OK Dan Snyder.

I want to know more about safety regulations and push-button handles. My El Camino has these and I don’t understand how they could be termed unsafe.