Balloon man showed up to help clean up. That was a pretty big deal.

Yeah...feelings change. You can still be married and love someone for whom your feelings change. Unless you’re an endlessly selfish bastard.

I completely agree. But the WIFE, who I love more than money, has deep roots here.

I suggested giving my wife to be what she wants. If that makes me an asshole, so be it.

It’s funny when the person writing in all caps instructs others to not be assholes.

Absolutely. The broiest of the dozers.

I've always wanted to be on Dateline.

I think at about 35" tires.

Omg an ACRE!? The land alone would be 600kish

I broke up with girlfriends too...

...that doesnt make them OK.

THANK YOU.

People who are nowhere near multi-millionaires live in $800,000 houses here. Because all the houses are $800k+

I’M WITH YOU.

OoOoOoO now we’re going to talk about FHA like it’s a NORMAL down payment. Right. Let me unpack this:

True. Tiffany rings were pretty but similarly overpriced.

I always felt like marriage isn’t subject to “feeling changes.” Obviously nothing can ever be black and white, and there are unforgivables, but man I’m not getting divorced/unengaged for anything less than catastrophic.

IKR. Believe it or not...I actually didn’t move into a mansion and pick my wife out of 25 possible choices over an 8 week period, ultimately making my final decision as climactically as possible with lots of cameras around.

No I think that’s great. If you talk with her and she’s like “surprise me!”, I think that counts as an adult conversation, and she understands that it’s up to you. I like it.

My wife and I got excited that one in our neighborhood was under $1mm...renting is still cheaper here for the most part.