The NHL should hire Kevin Spacey to play the role of Gary Bettman for all future trophy presentations. Then when the crowd starts booing he can do his Christopher Walken impression. The fans will laugh and laugh and pretty soon everyone will forget that Gary Bettman is a fucking idiot.

Fact: I would like to wear #7 as I did in High School at Saint Augustine in San Diego, California.

Condolences to the families of all three victims.

"Good luck with all that".

The saddest part of this story is that the woman in the photo thinks she's having her picture taken with Frasier Crane.

If her shoe wasn't in the way we could see a mirror image of her crotch pressed up against her actual crotch. Now that would be art.

So am I to understand that the collegiate challenge is open to any college?

+1 to Wayne for having the presence of mind to provide commentary and then throw it back to the studio before checking to see if Nikki was still breathing.

@MikeSmrek: In that order? Because it seems kind of pointless torturing a dead girl.

At 0:52, after the caller says the man is dead, it almost sounds like the 911 operator says, "Bitch, calm down".

"I'll be impressed when he does this with a size 7 poop chute."

@Hit Bull Win Steak:

At least this story about someone getting kicked out of a girls basketball game in Iowa doesn't involve Dallas Clark.

Some of you may be too young to remember the late '90s

I don't know if the rest of you are getting the same Gawker Artists ad that I see, but it kind of looks like a microscopic view of whatever Wade gave his wife.

@T-dawg: At least you guys will always have Kenny G. No one can take that away from you. No one wants to take that away from you.

@DougOLis: I think it was probably done for emphasis in lieu of italics or boldface.

@Tickenest: There's absolutely no way the Eagles got screwed on that play. The ball itself never went out of bounds, so there's no reason to give the Eagles the ball at the 40. I think the officials ruled the play dead because the player's foot was out of bounds and the ball bounced up and hit his arm. If the ball…

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Shoulda been you, Elsa.