That's short and sweet? I'm guessing the "personal problems" that are preventing her from getting too far at UCSB involve not being able to shut the fuck up.
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@UkraineNotWeak: 20 years from now, Baby Mangino with or without the sex change.
@TheVoiceOfTreason: Either you're not doing sex correctly or you're way better at erasing pet hair than I am.
All the happiness created by the UCLA Undie Run destroyed by one nightmarish photo.
Most of those scratches will buff right out.
@Enthused_But_Fired: Can't tell because a pom pom is blocking her face, but the girl who thinks lions have 5 toes on each paw has potential.
@treatment_bound: The Bobby Fuller Four version also was a cover. The song was written by Sonny Curtis and originally recorded by The Crickets shortly after Buddy Holly died.
I'd let her dorf my glans.
Immediately after her gaffe Singletary ordered her to go take a shower.
If I had a giant rat chasing me I wouldn't be worried about flu as much as I'd be worried about rabies.
"Goalie injured after tripping on Palin carpet"
Crystal Mangum is batshit crazy. But let's not let her insanity distract us from the fact that Duke lacrosse players are still narcissistic douchebags.
@Doyle McPoyle: A masturful comment, +1
"Shit! I didn't get close enough to the parade. Guess I'll go grab a sandwich."
Apparently the Barrow High School players have never heard the story of George Allen.
@Azian Zero: How many SuperMikes are we up to now?
Zakumi is actually a leopard, not a lion.
Herrera and Kawakami appear to be re-enacting a famous historical photo.
Women's Olympic basketball game-worn panties are available in vending machines throughout Japan.