And look at the picture. Clearly, Tardy is late. For the launch of Noah's Ark. And that, kids, is why we don't have any man-ponies around anymore.

I'll allow it.

Turn cheap vodka into the primo stuff by running it through a Brita filter?

That beats my RFID solution - which has been to drive a hot needle through the spot on the card with the RFID circuitry.

What happened between finishing the logo and heading back to base? Did it teleport? Or is the flight tracker not tracking everything?

What the...you have to wait almost 1:30 to get a brief shot of the table actually working in-game, and then it immediately cuts to horrible flash driven freeze-frames. Neat concept, horribly conceived and executed video.

Holy shit. I knew this guy. Back in 98-99 when we were starting a web 1.0 startup, we met with him and DataProtect. He wanted to invest and sent up pictures of his office with some $10-20k octopus-looking desk lamp as a way to show his worth. Came off as hacker punk who had more money than he knew what to do with so…

Do this to the walls and you can live inside your own FPS home.

Could just be a bit of a cultural thing going on. Samsung may not be taking the American, lawyered up, "It is our policy not to comment on pending or actual litigation, and we admit no actual or knowledge of wrongdoing in this or any matter." position.

Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, but for some reason the presenter's stuttery speech and spazzy hands just annoyed the crap out of me. He keeps waving his fingers around and half-sliding/pressing while trying to describe a feature he could just demonstrate.

Yeah, sharks get their business owned by killer whales too.

In an ideal situation, it works great. But if you assign boarding groups by alternating window rows, you'll still run into issues where the person in the front aisle is at the front of the line, holding everyone up. And most flights I've been on have way more overhead-carryon usage than is shown in this video. In…

"Hi there. I'm the CEO of Apple, and the single largest shareholder of the Disney Corporation. I'm going to just stick this in your ear here, ok? OK."

I think it was a response to the Zune's local-wifi-sharing feature. Instead of going to the hassle of sending temporary copies of songs to the random girl on the subway, you should just take one of your earbuds and "just stick it in her ear!" LOVE IT.

My favorites: "Just stick it in her ear!" and "You're holding it wrong!"

You can drag without swiping. You can use scroll bars. You can use abstract gesture commands. There are a of different ways to do it. That you feel one is particularly intuitive is largely due to the fact that Apple did a good job and you bought into their paradigm.

Am I the only one who saw the image thumbnail for this article and thought it was a re-enactment of Zangief v. Sagat?

Why two ipads? It sounds like that's not a functional part of the scheme, it just so happens that they're able to get away with two in one go, so why not?

Well, to be fair they're checking your receipt and shopping bag, not the contents of your purse/backpack. I think there's a balance between a friendly, non-hostile customer environment and one that is secure from a loss-prevention perspective, especially if we're talking about internal employee policies (behind the…

Who says they didn't copy the meatballs, too? There's definitely a cafeteria in the store.