B. Can't get to A - making that the bottleneck.

OMG, are we bringing Keith Phipps back just to off him on location in the Utah desert?

OMG, are we bringing Keith Phipps back just to off him on location in the Utah desert?

Literally, the subheader on the instructions reads:

Literally, the subheader on the instructions reads:

The real fun is trying to keep it on artificial support, like your grandpa, intubated, with a parenteral feeding tube.

The real fun is trying to keep it on artificial support, like your grandpa, intubated, with a parenteral feeding tube.

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…and Nu AV Club already booted me off my existing Kinja account.

…and Nu AV Club already booted me off my existing Kinja account.

Stop. That's still breaking my heart.

Stop. That's still breaking my heart.

I wasn't sure about that myself. Got no signs of confirmation, having a preexisting Kinja account. But I think it seems to have worked?

I wasn't sure about that myself. Got no signs of confirmation, having a preexisting Kinja account. But I think it seems to have worked?

Testing now. But I don’t yet see any confirmation or verification of my Disqus account successfully connecting or converting to my preexisting Kinja.

I'm sure Univision/Post-Gawker gave some serious thought to Papyrus. Or Mistral.

I'm sure Univision/Post-Gawker gave some serious thought to Papyrus. Or Mistral.

the futility of our existence and all of creation

the futility of our existence and all of creation