Already there!

Already there!

OGAWD, MY EYES THEY BURN!

OGAWD, MY EYES THEY BURN!

…because Kinja's Recommended star system makes that soooo much easier, you guys.

…because Kinja's Recommended star system makes that soooo much easier, you guys.

Already got a first borked up site load from Nu AV Club.

Already got a first borked up site load from Nu AV Club.

…and then proceeds to shit itself.

…and then proceeds to shit itself.

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been an honor.

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been an honor.

Those, I mind less than Lifehacker and Jezebel (even though I definitely read those).

Those, I mind less than Lifehacker and Jezebel (even though I definitely read those).

This is neither the time nor place for that.

This is neither the time nor place for that.

This ultrathread makes me think of Mel Brooks' History of the World: Part I.

This ultrathread makes me think of Mel Brooks' History of the World: Part I.