Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Bumbler.

If I’m not allowed to come to the GMG offices later today and personally make fun of Drew Magary for his Chopped appearance, I will be filing a complaint at the Hague for violation of my human rights!

Can I tag along? I’d love to call David Brooks a dipshit to his face.

Sooo, no insider trading here right? Just a complete coincidence that he sold all his stores before the chain dropped their biggest partnership, that must be nice.

John Oliver did a story about this that made me realize they had taken over my favorite news station locally and were about to take over another. This is long but worth the watch!

From a future newscast:

The willingness of the right, and the media in general to use this false balance bullshit, and the willingness of many people to believe it, has been one of the biggest reasons behind the country becoming so fucked up.

Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton. You just don’t understand how to run government like a business. That’s what the GOP is doing.

Ted Cruz’s political success just absolutely baffles me.

But only one of them is a princeton educated canadian grifter with a fucking ridiculous fake texan accent.

Kellyanne broke the law once again, and once again, nothing will come of it. Because nothing matters anymore.

Who’d have thought having ethics and respecting the law would be so hard?

I’d love to see some more Strength Sports/Powerlifting reporting on Deadspin, not that there is any lack of it. Definitely very niche but the top lifters are not only great personalities but are also pushing their bodies to insane limits for the sport. Pretty cool stuff.

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

*whispers* It’s almost like he’s not a good businessman

The general consensus among wealthy Trump supporters is that he’s a fucking idiot, but he’s a useful one.

Breaking News: Cop defends other cop when cop is found of breaking the law.

The thought processes displayed in your post are part of why so few Americans have faith in “law enforcement.”

Rather than enforcing the law, protecting & serving, etc., you protect your own & nothing more.

Who shits on AC/DC?!