My in-laws are big Trump fans, big Fox News watchers. My wife and I just had a son and live in a heavily taxed town, where the vast majority of the taxes go to support a fantastic school district. When we told them that we were going to get killed by Trump’s tax reform, they responded with the Fox News Pavlovian…

It’s equally likely, though, that Trump’s whole issue with the Russia investigation isn’t that he actually participated in the collusion (query whether he is smart enough to pull that off and still have not had any direct evidence of his participation come out), but that he is so upset by the mere fact that his win…

...doesn’t mean that much to me,

I will flip my fucking lid if tomorrow’s mainstream media goes all in with the “Last night we saw Donald Trump become Presidential” or similar nonsense because he didn’t start ranting about Hillary or scream “NO COLLUSION” repeatedly or even not throwing his shit at the cameras like an ill-tempered baboon.

I desperately want someone to heckle him and for him to have a complete freaking meltdown over it.

This should be a huge story. I don’t see how this isn’t triggering a constitutional crisis.

Um, um, has anyone else noticed that the White House has decided not to enact the sanctions against Russia (that Congress passed)? Which is hypothesized to be one of the things Russia wanted by meddling? So it’s directly related to this? For the love of god can journalism just focus on the big picture for once.

Further related: Cars and coffee spectators who line the street when a Mustang exits.

Counterpoint: I have a good job with a good company and don’t plan to leave. Amazon coming into town would do nothing for me but raise my taxes to pay them to come to my town. A few more millennials running around will only cause more traffic congestion and longer lines and higher prices at any decent local…

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

“Eh, we give him a mulligan on all that. After all, he was still a young 60 year old when most of those things happened,” said Evangelical supporters.

A sitting POTUS:

Melania isn’t going to divorce him. Even getting child support for Barron, I’m sure there is a prenup in place that would seriously diminish her lifestyle. She sold herself to that shitstain for money. She’ll stay with him to keep access to that money. She knew what she was marrying. I have zero sympathy for her. The…

If Kimmel were smart he’d film early and get clips out there just before Trump starts the State of the Union. Get him all wound up so he goes off the teleprompter and has a meltdown. #goodtv

- Wayne Gretzky

I think regular women get this all the time too.

You mean coitus?

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,…