“I think what happened in Syria is a disgrace to humanity. [Bashar al-Assad’s] there, and I guess he’s running things, so something should happen.

The boners that these attacks gave McCain and Lindsey Graham will protect Trump for another three months.

I’m going to demonstrate how a person should act when their political party does something you don’t support and it stands in contrast to GOP voters, most specifically Trump voters:

Or ranch.

What infuriates me is that what she learned from all of this is that she thinks she shouldn’t have voted at all. Really? With hindsight, you don’t wish you had exercised your right to vote for someone whose administration probably wouldn’t have ended up encouraging the type of ICE deportations that resulted in tearing…

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

Perhaps esteemed Kinja user thepictureofduriangray could assist you with this.

Forgive me if I stole this from someone, but...

Bob is stupid. Doy!

During the entire press conference, Abdullah’s face screamed “fucking seriously? This guy?”

The St. Louis We Generously Let Black People Live Here, Abortion Having Slutty McSlutslut And Also Jews Are Sneaky Because We’re Allowed To Say That Now Animal Warehouse And Emporium

Wait wait-so this jackass wants to deny the zoo tax money because the city of St. Louis allows human women to have abortions. A subject that is completely unrelated to the zoo.

Needs more bird shirt!

I’ll add to this Winston GIF Thread.

I like it when his feet can’t reach the floor...

I too really regret my decision to not have rich parents.

Which is why most countries don’t let a baby become president. Most countries...

Hey, hey, now, I’m sure that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who only has 40 years of experience in the military (USMC), appreciates any guidance he gets from Jared.