Gut public education, just leave the lead in “urban” areas’ water, deport the immigrants because slave labor is that much cheaper. I mean prison labor, sorry. Oh golly, my fingers just keep getting away from me, I mean rehabilitation and training programs. AND everything will be made in America, and cheaper than…

From this one could only conclude that the poster and the retweeter believe that firing the FBI director makes you very, very extra GUILTY. Some kid, all those generations of buying B papers doesn’t seem to sharpen you up much.

I believe that in that situation “oh, excuse me” should have been absolutely instinctual., he’s behaving as if he was raised by wolves. It’s an administration full of dreadful boors. While that child is probably a little too full of himself, there’s no reason to give him an excuse.

Never sponge inside a glass with your hand, especially the glasses that curve inward at the top, which are the work of Satan.

Excusing? Behavior? When I personally don’t have money in the bank, blame away, there’s a lot of difference between fecklessness and poverty. But the money is not and never was there for many people.

Or are you talking about indulging in mating behavior when your BC method is not 100% reliable? I’m a big proponent of…

only 41% of Americans can pay for a $500 emergency, as of January 2017.

Poor Spanx Corporation, they must be so ashamed!

I just stopped by to mention that he looks very constricted and tubular about the midsection. Is he wearing a corset? Spanx at least, I know that look.

If I remember correctly, that defense was the scorpion’s dying words. So be it!

I’m betting that lapel pin of his is transmitting directly into America’s living rooms, and if we knew more about how our wifi worked, we could be getting the live feed now.

Er. Mexico is probably more likely to pay than any part of the Trump organization! I’d recommend demanding a good deposit before ordering materials.

I don’t want to get all Freudian, but he’s very fixated on people with male genitalia, as if those dicks were unlicensed semi-automatic weapons. Do you think he’s worried that dicks are not as scary as he thinks they should be? Personally, as long as nobody’s wagging them at me from across a subway car, I don’t really…

I think there’s a lot to be said for a strike in the Italian mode, where a particular hour is scheduled. I want to make a point, but don’t feel right handing my day’s work and the associated income to my (male) business partner, which I’m pretty sure I can’t afford to do.

Those people have never been able to enter NY high society, or for that matter, low society, they were born and will die the (very worst of the) bridge-and-tunnel crowd. It doesn’t matter what towers they drive in and out of, they are not a part of this town, they’re just passing through.

This is absolutely the case, it’s going to be you and me, sister, hedge-schooling on our stoops. I’m hanging a black-and-purple bunting off my fire escape to mark my mourning.

What I don’t understand is why he insists on littering our city with his presence. Surely he would be happier in the hinterlands, I mean God’s country. Damned interloper.

Actually, that’s not the case:

This is completely insane. From my rather middle-class POV, surely the job of the officer was to assert that you CANNOT put your hands on another person’s child, whatever the perceived offense. I suppose there’s the option of seeing whether or not there was an injury to the child, and warning the neighbor instead of…

Tony Orlando! I actually laughed out loud to hear this.

He is NOT A NEW YORKER. Sorry for shouting, but he is just NOT.