Oh man, I lived in a gentrified neighborhood in Houston, which is a pretty diverse city. But the upper-middle-class “liberals” in my neighborhood were the WORST on Nextdoor about profiling every non-white person they saw walking down the street.

So instead of paying any more attention to that bio-luminescent syphilitic cum rag repeating the same shit for the 18th time, I’m gonna go ahead and take the time to mention this new interface system y’all have set up is garbage.

Trump exhausts me, as I am sure he exhausts most people, so I am almost too weary to ask this, but I will anyway. Isn’t the expression “locked and loaded” not “cocked and loaded”? I suppose “cocked” works as well, but it just strikes me of indicative of where his tiny brain is at most of the time that he would say it…

There are nearly a million law enforcement workers in the USA. The ones one is most likely to hear about are like this guy. The chances to be a jerk exceed the chances to be a hero so the news ends up lopsided.

When I was little my cousin convinced me that Honey Smacks were sugar-covered frog eggs that would hatch in your stomach if you didn’t bite them in half in a really specific way.

They should start calling it “lactosing the intolerant”.

Perhaps it’s a case of looking into which companies will be doing the testing, who runs them, and who their friends are, because this has crony capitalism written all over it.

DeVos = old white lady = Teacher = Education

Yesterday, Tvli Birdshead, the Native teen fighting to wear his Chickasaw Nation honor cord and an eagle feather to graduation, won his appeal to the Latta school board. Nice!

Pump brakes, not “Breaks” please, unless the topic is slackers.

Pump his brakes.

Unless I’m missing a joke, that’s “brakes” not “breaks”.

You definitely need to talk to them (I’d start with the ASM, this is worse behaviour on her part because she’s management and should especially know better). I’m not sure how to address the snapchat thing to everybody else though, without seeing it for yourself and having proof of their bullying.

This is one for Ask A…

Don’t be ridiculous. I’m an editor and I haven’t been out of my pajamas in months. Editors don’t wear trousers.

And your cat is probably thinking, "Not if you go to sleep first."

We do, indeed, but that presupposes that the powers that be actually want America to be bright and well informed.

I miss being able to star articles I strongly agree with. ⭐️ 

They are the easiest thing in the world to wear! you can have them when you pry them from my cold dead hands. It’s like wearing a nightgown to work and you don’t even need to shave your legs (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Yeah, but how else am I supposed to go out without a bra and shaved legs and still get a nice breeze down under?