On the plus side, this event is held directly across from one of the largest hospitals in Houston.

Taco is taco in Mexican - Cheeto vonTinyhands 

No gays at a religious school.  Can’t have those rainbow cooties washing over children of Jesus.

But she voluntarily married into all that money.

Cough *757* cough.

This is Jalopnik, right?

She built an empire on a tape of a third rate rapper boning her daughter who was tangentially in Paris Hilton’s orbit.

What, by the husk?

Anyone that gets this to save on fuel is a nutbar.  The gasser CX5 is around 30mpg combined.  You’re paying at least a $15K premium for the diesel.  $15K / $3 a gallon for gas (Currently $2.14 here in Texas) so YMMV, no pun intended.  = 5000 gallons x 30mpg = 150,000 miles.  So you can have equivalently the same…

Bucee’s is an absolute Texas necessity. Literally anything you need for a road trip. Bathrooms so clean it’s actually disturbing, deli, about 80 kinds of beef jerkey, fudge, tacos, kolaches, and every knick knack available New Braunfels is over 60,000 sq feet and over 120 pumps.

I had the City Mouse twin in the MKT, and I’ll echo everyone else. With the twin screw EcoBoost it is shockingly quick for something of that size. The only thing I found is that it’s a little underbraked for a car that quick and heavy for spirited driving.  I did PCH in mine, and noticed a definite decline in the…

The entitled little wank should have gotten a smack upside the head, but more importantly, how can his twitter @ not be enterSandmann, he should be sued for that missed opportunity. 

A mall parking lot?

The same thing people do now.  Fuck.  Instead of Netflix and Chill it was Campfire and chill.  We haven’t evolved that much. 

The kid is part of the lucky sperm club.  Every other Raddix, Rad, Roadox, Radish is going to be named after her. 

Dick Cheney is still alive, last time I checked. 

No she’s sailing in a boat made of hugs and unicorn farts, while the crew that runs the boat flies from place to place.  Why have one flight when you can have four.

Is that the new Bolivian joint down by the Big Kahuna?  I hear their stuff is to die for. 

I want to believe that Coddry is responsible for the bad-ass cars being on Ballers.

The Proclaimers got them beat by 100 miles and they did it just to get laid.