Clad ironically with Arkansas plates...

Just like how they know what the weight rating is for bridges.

There is no conspiracy, fake news, Ukraine is behind it all, nothing to see here, move along, all is well...

Rats with good PR and fancy clothes.  Fuck squirrels, and their moose buddies too.

Needs more wood paneling.  

I have lust in my heart for that 71 DeVille.

Neutral: The CAFE exemption for “light trucks”. Anything that can help put an end to bro-dozers and 18 kajillion varieties of the same giant SUV would be great.

Didn’t know Yoda had a byline:

Fried turkey is the only choice. Fast at 3.5 min/lb @ 375, super easy, get fryer kit for about $40, peanut/canola oil for $20, spice bird under the skin, fry, rest, serve.  Nearly impossible to have dry white meat, while the dark meat is falling apart.  Not greasy at all as long as oil is at temperature.  Tie up your…

Fried turkey is the only choice. Fast at 3.5 min/lb @ 375, super easy, get fryer kit for about $40, peanut/canola…

How would you know the difference from his current state? I guess one handed tweeting?

Well, conveniently for you, Jameson’s is a Pernod Ricard brand.

So God is Buddha?

That too.  In the city, totally the case.  On the highway, everyone pretty much moves over.  Ours is black, so other than the white hood, looks like a Texas DPS cruiser.

yet better at the same time.

My wife’s is a ‘17.  Wiki says made until ‘19.  There’ weren’t a ton of them though.  It’s so nice to drive though.  Hers has massaging seats and the whole option sheet ticked off.  Got a great deal on it CPO.

Not now that the Taurus is dead

SHO is nice.  EcoBoost 3.5 and AWD.  Plus everyone thinks you’re a cop and gets out of your way.  

Some great Malbec from Buenos Aires, #399 of 800 bottles made from my favorite distillery in Speyside (Glenkeith). A bottle of straight from the still, overproof tequila from Fortaleza/Los Abuelos in Tequila, MX, Chili crab mix from Jumbo Crab in Singapore and most recently some Kampot peppercorns from Cambodia.

You get plowed by a Passat and see how much you spray... :)

Because we’re stupid?  The same reason that we didn’t get the Defender, or the Prado, or the Patrol.  The Mitsu Pajero is a global success, we just wanted minivans and Accords when this was built.