Choose somewhere else. You don’t get to tell the plumber how to fit the pipes, or the electrician where to run the wires. If it means that much to you as a paying customer, find somewhere that will accommodate you.

And the vendor can respond with their “Carrie” shower experience.

The smell of fresh cut grass is their defense system and the grass’ screams of agony.

I want to know where this is so I can go.

You lost me at Poutine. Also, there’s a local joint called Fat Bao that makes legitimately fantastic fries. No stupid gravies, but bulogi beef, and some sriracha mayo, onions and cilantro.

You don’t have proof that anything happened. There’s no video of me, unlike Donald and those two hookers, that totally didn’t happen either. Fine women, both of them. A bit of a bladder control problem, but both PhD’s.

But 200 years from now, who’s gonna care?

You mean Troy McClure’s comeback? Stop the Planet of the Apes - I Want To Get Off?

Trump will fix that. He’ll walk away from NAFTA and go - “See, I told you it was a shit deal.”

Bombardier gets handouts, Boeing gets multi-billion dollar military contracts with enough pork to bury the world in bacon.

Ex Five Hundred and MKT owner here. The MKT is a fantastic. Luxurious, every toy known to man, including the quiet lane keeping, intelligent cruise systems. Built in fridge in the second row business class seating, and a third row that won’t kill your adult passengers. Take a Flex, make it quieter, bury it in leather,…

Ford Xaius

Agassi what you did there...

+1 Little Red Book

#ALLCYLINDERSMASTER

#ALLCALaNDARSMATTER

The police are saying the accident may have happened due to...a lack of Focus...

Horton, Here’s a poo is the greatest thing on the internet this year.

Dane Cook did something funny? Who did he steal the bit from?

Beautiful plumage. Norwegian Blue’s prefer to kip on their back.