Every time a black person lies, a racist gets his hood. This dickwipe earns triple for tarnishing his title as a Pastor, and NAACP representative.

Four words = perfection

I Saudi what you did there, and Iran.

Two and a half year old me thanks you for your timely information.

You could remove the rear from either of my Aprilias and I’d probably not notice. Like I said, the rear is really only used for balancing during slow maneuvers or setting up to a corner. That, and holding at a street light. I don’t know anyone who uses a rear brake for actual serious braking, street, cruiser or sport.

Guzzi for me. But I’m an Apriliaisti already. Aircooled ditch pumps should be pointed the right direction.

Line forms to the left.

Actually the V-rod was a brilliant bike. It’s the Harley faithful, including dealers and the cult of air cooled that doomed it.

19th century technology, 21st century pricing. That, and wtf is it with Harley guys and rear brakes, or more importantly aversion to fronts. I think the only time I touch the rear on mine is creeping around a parking lot, or settling into a corner, you can tell when the Harley guys use them by the long black line that…

...cough...Buell...cough.

...and even then, after fucking it up the first time, they might be able to find a timeless Italian prestige brand to be hooked up with...but they’d fuck that too...

Houston now, but formerly Calgary, so close. Or close by TO standards. Everything west of Sudbury is “out there”. :)

Taking 1mm BOEPD out of circulation, yes. Plus you now have a rapidly heating up conflict that ironically puts Saudi and Israel on the same side against Iran. It’s been a proxy war in Yemen for a while, and all it’s going to take to be full hot is a missed bomb, or a lucky shot that strikes something IN Saudi, and...

Magic 8 ball and chicken bones.

I think supply is too free to hit $150, but $100 is a stray bullet away from being the new normal. Gaza is making a good start of it.

Is he doing the entire length of the Mackenzie River? From Hay River to Inuvik? That’s quite the trip. The Mackenzie is only second in North America behind the Mississippi for overall length.

Seconded on the bug spray. Fuck the bears, blackflies, horse flies and mosquitos will kill you and suck you dry (not in the good way, you dirty bastards) long before Yogi gets to you.

Torontonians (Torontoans? Torontoites? Torontites?)

Great post. Names are important in China. Our company had a person who was the “name creator” for gwai lo traveling to China. Our names, translated literally usually make no sense, and in some cases are embarassing/offensive. Chinese names all have meaning, so this person’s job was to get you a name that was close…

My first instinct was “Serving Vegan?” Remember to marinate them for at least a day to get the angst and toughness out of the extra lean meat.