Kings-Ducks-Sharks threesome, TB-Florida apathy cup, Penguins-Flyers, Habs-Bruins

Everything is better with Eddie the Eagle.

10/10 Would buy again.

They were horrified not because Bannon was self fellating, but it was without conditions. Melania requires several carats, or Cheeto lets her hire it out. Ivanka, well there is that one benefit to being the JAP now, plus you know Kushner would rather be pegged than blown.

He won’t be in that job IN august.

Haha. Fruit. Is beer a fruit now? If so, let me have a nice fruit salad on the patio.

In Russia, star gives you.

It’s only appropriate that the hazardous cladding is on the stadium.

Not in “Huston”.

Only beaten by the NFLPA in incompetence levels.

Canada is the same as the UK. More milk and cocoa, less cocoa butter.

A real life Culture Club song...Are you really George O’Dowd?

She promised me she’d not even mention me at all...Time to kick her to the curb.

Man my $95 MotoGP tickets at COTA were a steal. Three days, two concerts, four main event races, and reserved seats. Heck, with parking I’m still in for less.

chucklefuck remains one of my favorite deprecating comments.

But Charlie is a white baby, so it’s important. /s

He’s a Moop.

Good thing the 7100+ lithium cells in each car aren’t explosive when stacked and lit on fire.

Committed suicide by falling backwards on that knife 20 times, and it was a bit suspicious that they had to translate the note from Russian.

except in Canadia, there’s no windfall tax, so she keeps it all, no taxation on winnings.