Asians prefer mini-vans for people haulage. Europeans, wagons. Americans, SUV’s. All broad stereotypes, of course, but in general, close.

Lets see. I seem to have an affinity for buying motorcycles and cars for my wife out of town. My first out of town purchase was to fly from Calgary to Vancouver to pick up my Aprilia Caponord, one of about 20 in the country, and then ride it home as the break in period. It was great. Bombing through the Canadian…

Same thing, different flavors. I preferred the cushy interior of the Lincoln for only a couple grand more used. Still have the 3.5 ecoboost.

*cough* MKT *cough* I don’t need a vacuum when I have a fridge.

Step on a hockey rink and you’ll find out quickly.

I thought it was this guy?

You can have my star when you pry it from my cold dead...oh hang on, here you go.

I think the license is a step too far, but to make people climb a symbolic wall for a free drink on what is effectively a drinking/marketing created holiday is perfectly acceptable.

You think the wall was bad. For St. Patrick’s day you had to rustle up the snakes out of a barrel of rotten potatoes for a replica Ellis Island tag and a free fight with your drink.

The chinese high beam one just says shut your high beam. No profanity.

It’s for when Cohen is just a little too jewy.

Simple solution would have been to hand the gate agent all three boarding passes and problem solved. It wouldn’t have shown as a no-show.

Shit-birds is an accurate take. I don’t know many other animals, never mind birds that are tracked by the stains their shit leaves all over the environment.

What if this telecast, which is copyrighted by the NFL for the private use of our audience. Any other use of this telecast or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game with the NFL’s consent?

It’s not fair you take the ideas from my head first.

Pens v. Flyers has potential if they could both be decent at the same time. Flyers had the 70's and the Pens have had it since. Colorado Detroit was good for its time. But really you need two Canadian teams to get to high levels of hate. Oilers/Flames, Leafs/Habs, Leafs/Sens, Habs/Nordiques, when they were there. …

It’s barely in the top 10 of Penguins rivalries.

Interesting factual tidbit of the day. Some really large auto retailers...rhymes with schmarcacks, carry no insurance on the vehicles on their lot. None. Zip. Zero. Take their shit, it’s a total cash loss. I can’t imagine what a twister would do to your bottom line there.

The 1A TT is amazing. More fun going south than north. It’s great just to practice your cornering lines at (around) the speed limit.

Don’t forget the Coyotes are looking for a home too.