RTIC gives you a I have the same thing but paid less sticker, plus it has a polar bear on it.

RTIC gives you a I have the same thing but paid less sticker, plus it has a polar bear on it.

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

We can’t? I mean...of course we can’t...who would do such a thing...

It’s actually the worlds greatest troll job. Citroen just told all their followers to get fucked. Not that their products haven’t been delivering that message for years already...

How did you let the easy one get away? You grab the donkey by the pussy and the camel by the toe...duh...

Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Let me just say that cockwomble is now my favorite insult word. Numpty has been relegated to second place.

To build on Pibbercantswim’s analysis

You’re safe. That’s not real beer.

Riffs are awesome. Especially mid-80's Van Halen ones, oh and ZZ Top’s La Grange.

More importantly why do you have stairs in an elevator?

I’ll do it for $1.3 and hire Tomsula as my assistant (groundskeeper)

Here you go.

You need to know how to fondle balls and raise money. Intelligence not required.

Williams Sonoma chocolates, as produced under licence from:

The concept of “face” is incredibly important in Asia, and exceptionally so in China. You fail, we all fail, and individuals are rarely made to pay a public price for failure. They get their back up (or so it looks) to preserve their exterior, while quietly making the guilty party disappear.

It was a tactleneck..

Miata is always the answer. The bdmw is the dream.

He’s just got the tip(per) in...