Does the original article say it was boarding school? I just saw “private” school.

Seriously though, my first thought was “how was it written”?

No! What a dumb idea. It’s a cardigan!

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

When I was 17 we did a band trip to Japan. Smart boy that I was, I drank nothing but Coke during a heat wave, and one day collapsed and was taken to the hospital. Fellow students went to stay in a strange camp with cabins on stilts and all sorts of other weird setups halfway up a mountain while I stayed down at the…

I made it 27 seconds. Is that a lot? It seemed like a lot.

All I can think of are yeast infections. Or UTIs.

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

In all honesty, if she’s beating the shit out of him and he strangles her in retaliation...they’re both crazy.

Why would he agree to do this interview? It could not make him look bad.

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

Cause he has one and waste not, want not!

Arkansas resident here. If you need any help filing records requests, I’d be more than happy to volunteer.

UPDATE: When preparing art for our for-profit, commercial news organization, we felt it was best to just pull any old photo from Twitter, which, really, is so much easier than dealing with that whole headache of licensing photographs from reputable agencies, commissioning freelance photographers, or doing minimal…

With you 100%. My son is ASD and there’s no chance I would change a thing about him. He’s hilarious and obsessed with Freddie Mercury and Scissor Sisters. I mean COME ON!

No. The problem DID exist, you just didn’t hear about it. You have never talked to all the trans* folks who got harassed and beat up and abused when they tried to use the bathroom. You’ve never had to help a friend find a safe space in a conservative neighborhood when he suddenly needed a toilet ‘cause he ate a street…

“I know people think I’ve had a nose job.”

Facebook Live Friday is back! Now we’re gonna see how many points a video game Stephen Curry can score against the 2016 Philadelphia 76ers:

I'm really jealous of people who can get away with not wearing anti-perspirants. If I even tried to forget for one day, there would be hell to pay.