"Collins...Jackie Collins. I'll have a whiskey sour at Mr. Sinatra's table. Tell the poolboy not to wait up for me."

Anybody else see the headline and thought we were talking menstruation, or just me?

"The thing is that women will wear a seatbelt that don't work or they're wear a purse that doesn't work or, quite frankly, some women's bodies don't work for it."

Nobody got the number one obscure law?

Question: why does he have PR flak ('his publicist")? Most normal defendants follow their atty's advice on engaging with the media. Sounds like someone's prepping a hit job on victim.

COCKFIGHT!

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Come forth, my child, and showeth thine under breast. For hark on to thee a shirt, be swaddled. Yet weareth not bra nor bandeau, for in such entrapments thy devil does thrive.

I'm not saying it's jumped the shark, but why is there a big tank underneath this movie?

Dear Fast and Furious Producers,

This was in my Facebook feed today. Seems relevant.

"You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside."

There's this new invention called "soap" which tends to mitigate any problems caused by kittens in bowls.