I went ahead and did underwear in dance class, had to wear pads because I had severe cramping, which tampons made infinitely worse. I tried no sports bra for the recital, but that got scotched when I realized I was flashing everyone mid tumble. I was a d cup not wearing a bra was insane, and the insane dance teacher…

Comfortable, contoured, and nylon? Support wire? Wouldn't want that near my private parts... I hate contoured bras, but contoured underwear? I'm just imagining it hanging from a shower rod after being hand washed because you wouldn't want it to warp in the dryer. Too much trouble. Could you imagine if that thing…

I guess I know who to rob, if I were inclined. Only assholes and idiots reveal that they are carrying that much cash on themselves at all times. I bet his head of security is banging his head on his desk in frustration.

As a person who might as well be a redhead I have to say.... BOO FUCKING HOO! Tan peoples life is-like- so hard to have skin color that is ideal in this modern world. In the hour that those tans happened I would be sooo red it would defy explanation.

Backwash? Seriously? Is he a preteen girl? (the last time I heard that word in semi-polite conversation...)

I would say that photoshop concealed a lot of bloodshot eye... No ones eyes are that white.

The teacher didn't know the girl had pneumonia bladder kidney infection, until all of it was said and done. I think the number one concern for the teacher was that the girl was seven months pregnant and had a fever of 105 and probably highly contagious to others. Plus this student was 17 years old for goodness sake I…

Is it just me who wonders if sock on this guy's cock from the clean or the dirty clothes pile? Purely hygienic curiosity…

I think my best reaction to this geriatric news fraud (the guys real name is gerald, for fucks sake) is best summed up with the gif (sorry don't have the time right now) of Ren and Stimpy, where Stimpy hocks up a hair ball onto Ren. Particularly after hearing the list of the unfortunate women who had to hook up with…

I swear there are people in this world that say shit and expect no repercussions for talking shit. Then they claim why is everyone shitting on me like a victim, as if they aren't responsible for the mess they created by opening their mouths to utter unfiltered garbage. Half the stuff she says I think she says to get…

If they cost that much I want HD tv compatibility. Or at least a wifi hot spot.

Im more interested in the imperialistic blather… I should have that as my hobbies on my Facebook page.

I'm not sure 2-3 lbs a week is actually considered a good thing. At 15, I was going through medcheck appointments, with rotating pediatricians, when I first started to take ADD meds. The reaction to losing 2-3 lbs in one month was treated as if I was in the throws of an eating disorder. Their accusation implied that…

A really small bank franchise in Texas and Oklahoma. where their supposedly "free checking" would charge you $3 a day for having a zero balance after you had gone to the bank to close the account. Really annoying…

Hillary: You're SUCH a stupid bi-itch, Fox news.

Getting poo into a syringe… there is a whole lot of manipulating shit to get it there. Or she was treating it like it was playdoh with the extruding shape toy...yea! (children of the eighties you know what I'm talking' about.) Even Still! You are messing around in shit. At which point the most insane among us would…

The best lure of kittens to play in your jeans is to have them just out of the dryer… I had a kitten who dived head first just as I was about to put my pants on, he was excessively clingy anyway so he wasn't too far away when he jumped in.

Isn't Robert Goulet dead? Not to put a fine point on it but don't we have another example who is not no longer with us?

The greyhound is totally doing interpretative dance to fully express the batman onesie. Na na na na batman… flip turn yeah!

Because dying the fountain water gold would be cause for potty humor. Frozen pee-cicles and such. It looks wretched, why anyone thought this was a good idea just made the fountain into a bloody joke.