A "run-in" with a teenage fan? Is THAT what their calling it these days… I have no idea what I am implying, for the record; it was the first thought that came to mind when I read the headline. Oh-jeah!

First, Incognito has to be the worst witness protection made up name of all time… its like life emulating a Mel Brooks movie. Second, I don't know, but this guy clearly wasn't hugged enough as a young man, cause Jeeze talk about anti-social… other than that he's just a racist roid raging snoogy bear, he sounds like a…

Oh, this is the terrier anthem isn't it?

A-men. I work at a retail establishment that sold a decorative sign emblazoned with pink glitter: "When I grow up I want to be a Princess" seriously had to prevent myself from accidentally breaking the damn thing.

I have to take issue with the headline, because I have seen drunk people who are more eloquent than this wanna be pundit. Shit, she gives drunken ramblings a bad name with this comma splice word salad. She's like my english essay exams in highschool purely poke and puke answers. (That was my junior and senior year…

Ugh. Because we all want food that so named by little boys at a certain age when bathroom humor and food become hilarious in their parity by its shape size and serving. Yes lets harken back to that bygone age.

I had an unquestionably stupid roommate in college who bought from Petco a rabbit that she called "Cheddar". Not even trusting a house plant to survive her presence, I fear the worst in that I have no earthly idea what happened to the creature. (I hope she returned the poor thing to petco, but I sense that she just…

I don't know how the man managed to do it... but the phrase "loading a willing prospect" irritated me enough to stop reading the rest of the quote. If he is even as suave as he pretends to be, I have to wonder Is this woman real or is he just humping his dirty laundry? Assuming maybe he has a micro studio apartment:…

Swore twice? in all the taping of that show, he used two naughty words in the presence of children. Is it just me, or does that sound restrained... I've worked in a restaurant kitchen and the was the language was an expletive every other word. The kid has probably heard her friends and parents swear more in her…

Wait... the players have been actually wearing used football helmets from 1980 something... why not just have modern helmets with the old logo... First off I can't imagine wearing a 30 year old helmet that has been dug out of the dank archives of a locker room (dramatic but ick) to put some other sweat stained…

Wait then, why does the cat leave a mouse or rodent head or other such body part at the door for us to discover? You mean they aren't sharing they are just trying to threaten us with bodily harm by leaving organs and body parts? Wow its like living with the mob.

Oooh... good eye. A person would be generous to call the color of the sport coat camel colored. He looks like a giant toddler dressed up for Easter sunday. Or he just got the two for one deal at Joseph A. Bank...

Am I the only one who finds his movie selections "he identifies with" a little creepy? Dances with wolves (eh, if we're talking 10-15 years ago) but Shawshank Redemption? Then realizing he sounds isolated, insane or both, he tries to appeal to the ladies with he's just not that into you? Sir, you just put yourself…

Ah-ha! This explains my pernicious qualities to use as much real estate to do projects. Honestly, if I can't think then I end up taking over the floor because for some reason I have never been able to be creative at a desk.

Interesting... about your grandmother and all, its been my belief that the stigma and so many unnecessarily panicky stories about ECT, sometimes true and mostly over reactions, atleast these days. I can say from my Dad's experience that the change in him has made a world of difference. It did take at least 2 series…

What, what, what.... what are you doing? (scarf flip) Cronuts don't offer happiness, you stupid bi-tch..

And I sayeth unto thee, get thine a bra that supports; most unlike forever 21 the breast that is bare are not and is not forever perky-eth, and nay point forward... nay it is the trickery of the wicked's use of photoshop, and therefore an imagination cast. Proverbs of Jezebel, the writings of the over 21.

I heard this a few years ago when my Dad was doing a last ditch depression treatment since every prescription failed, and before ECT, that the lions share of the serotonin in your body is produced in the gut. The treatment was a supplement that was the precursor amino acid that is used to create serotonin in the gut. …

I didn't know it was a cameraman... but my general comment still stands. He looks at the guy and says he loves you. No segue, no curiosity over the reasoning for the exclamation. He didn't say..."You okay, Man?" wait for a response, affirming that cameraman is okay. "Oh, right. Sorry about that...You know Jesus loves…

I think its the theory that in the Christian faith that everyone must be saved. That all non-believers are in need of some sort evangelist to convince them of their wrong thinking. That if they talk to you and stare at you long enough that we will be convinced. I find this a little abusive... its the ultimate sales…