Not belittling what Allyn did here but I too need to hear more about the bad ass MF’r in the bulldozer.

When pigs fly.

As a trucker myself, the center seat is a nightmare for backing up so I don’t agree with this design. We have whats called a site side and a blind side. The center seat just created two blind sides.

Not all crash dummies are willing.

Looks like they found a little extra money in the Banana Stand.

Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

a hotmail address.  now that is impressive.

Would prefer they kill off the damn foot operated parking/emergency brakes instead, my ankle can’t always articulate that way.

Aside from the avenue through which Dr. Disrespect became popular, nothing about this story couldn’t happen offline. Shooting a house in order to intimidate someone (or just because) is an old American tradition.

Now this is a flagship.

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

I wish I had the power to bring back the dead.

Thanks for the info. I’m hesitant to pull the string on such an expensive purchase, but I really do need to step up my vacuum game. I’m using the same Electrolux cannister vac I ‘borrowed’ from my parents when I moved out of their house 25 years ago. :-)

Thanks for the info. I’m hesitant to pull the string on such an expensive purchase, but I really do need to step up…

There is no spoon. 

I’d just like to point out that this is the entire dealership subplot of Fargo.

Honest officer! I didn’t want to speed - I was on cruise control. The Demon made me do it.

If you’re assuming the transporter doesn’t somehow displace what’s in the space you’re transporting into, why even worry about a twig or insect? Even the gaseous atmosphere presents a matter interaction issue. You’d need to transport into a vacuum.

This is why we can’t have nice things...

I’d be checking that hole for pink slime.

Crap, they can’t even call Batman because it’s daytime...