I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

Mulsanne’s Corner had a more in-depth look at the aero of the cars back then and why they were so lift-prone. It really explains why the closed cockpit LMGTP cars were so much more likely to do this than the open cockpit LMPs.

You sound like you’re trying to order applesauce while having a stroke.

The default PIN code needed to program transponder keys for some early 2000s Nissans is “5523", or when said in Japanese, “Go Go Ni San”.

What a wonderful way to ring in the new year.  I love it!

Festivus for the Messed Up of Us

Fact 1. Agreed.

Yeah, no one should be encouraged to do what they want with their own stuff.  Especially when it isn’t hurting anyone.  Bastards.

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

But those tail lights will haunt my dreams...

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

Simple design, & not over the top. #DoItForDale

Unlike me, who is one of the worst drone pilots in the world...

Pretty sure the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust had the generator built in! 

God, what a drag this guy must be! 

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

Who towed him that was possible?