Refund for ambiguously prized matzah: $1.50

He added that incorrect priced items could always be refunded

Is your sister by any chance Marie Schrader?

I still haven’t seen it. Your excitement makes me feel more excited to see it. I really loved the first one.

was born female

But look at that picture, its Mottz Minions approved

Well, that’s why they’d wear gloves you’d think.

Near the end of Henry VIII’s first marriage.

Not fully developed embryo is more famous then all of the people in Hollywood combined, what will they name it? Yezuz jr Mid West??

Below is the ad I saw next to the headline “Hugh Hefner Watched Porn & Masturbated While I ‘Fake F***ed’ Girls”

If this is the worst thing the police do this week, then I would call it a very good week.

That movie is so fucked up, but I still watch it every time it’s on. It is the best abduction/rape rom com ever.

I would, strangely, be completely ok with that. The writers and director would need to update the shit out of the misogynistic fuckery of the original, though. (OG Overboard, I love you like cake loves ice cream, but your gender politics were fucking prehistoric.) But given the right charm and warmth in the cast, a…

Ruby’s doppelganger is clearly Nicholas Hoult, not the Biebs.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

That picture of Kate and Kurt is so adorably silly.

can we petition to add pakalu to the tweet beat list?

The problem is that she was brought in to serve as a foil for Piper and Alex, and after now three years, Jenji and her writers still don’t seem to understand that nobody cares about those two characters or what happens to them.

Stella was very bland. She seemed like a plot device for Piper, nothing more.