Best SNL of the season so far. The Santa Baby short was crazy and hilarious.

She has all of the jadedness (not to mention the look) of one of the Real Housewives. Kylie, ditch his ass! Go have fun and do something with your girls! Go to college and live in a dorm and just have fun. You are too young to look like a woman who drinks a bottle of wine a night just so she can stand to be around her…

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

You get tinselitis.

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

Are you some kind of celebrity? Cheating on your wife? Get caught? Do you masturbate at least three times a week? Congrats! It’s not your fault! You have a disease. A sex addition disease! A disease so subtle, it didn’t interfere with your life until you got caught with egg on your face! Come to our rehab center to…

she was engaged to an australian for years, it ought to be good.

Now that I think about it. I should have been more naked in my 20s.

I hate these. It’s always insanely obvious who the star is. Remember the Drake one? he peeled off his fake beard to reveal....his real beard.

Vegan cake is actually really fucking good. It’s very dense and moist and I’ve had a couple different kinds. I think chocolate is the best though.

Typical mail behavior.

Her shoes! I don’t know how she did it but her shoes are just the absolute fucking best. Not too expensive, ridiculously comfortable, fashionable, consistent sizing, sturdy and well made. I don’t care what footwear demon she sold her sole to but it paid off.

That would have been artistc genuis with young and beautiful in the background.

In the car, he goes on to vape, talk about gun control, and attempt to FaceTime Megan Fox.

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw:

The only way you can get a “truffle” flavor into something as cheap as potato chips is to use synthetic truffle oil, which is an abomination good people should not be forced to tolerate.

#neverforget

I had no idea that a svelte Jack Black and Bon Iver were in the military together!?