“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

A lot of people are going to try to tell you different, but let me assure you: you are exactly the right amount of upset about this.

I’m sorry for snapping. I hope you have fun and that traveling isn’t too awful.

The Trump administration doesn’t decide that department’s use of force policy or deescalation training (or lack thereof).

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Wisdom of a Master Shake, body of a Meatwad.

It makes me happy that they are unhappy. I don’t care if that makes me a shitty person.

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

You’d think they’d be opposed to participation trophies, but here we are.

Where does this shit come from? Is it a totally made-up Deadspin commenters rule, like the idea that you’re supposed to give a caught foul ball to a nearby kid? (I have two kids. If you catch a foul ball and you’re near me, keep it.) Probably 70 percent of the time when I’m flying, the person in front of me reclines…

You can blame the one deputy who ran and called the press about “Lucky Whitehead” being arrested. Also, blame Lucky Whitehead for hanging out with people who’ll steal his dog or his SSN, and for having a nickname that doesn’t quite suit him.

Honestly, how much of an effect could Jackson have had on his trade value? This isn’t exactly an open market, there are only 29 potential buyers, most of whom have reasonably competent and experienced leadership. GMs around the league had their own mind made up, on some level, over Melo’s potential value. It’s not…

Or a murderer?

... and from a site that assaults me with one name professional video game players I’m supposed to know. I’m with you.

This is an unreasonably condescending article.

Sick move brah, totally gnarly!

Just called him. Jimmy doesn’t have a working refrigerator.

The inappropriate language used by a guest during the ‘Miz TV’ segment was not scripted nor reflects WWE’s values.

Not even Jon Gruden?