Timely.

Former D1 track runner for a bigtime program. midpack in my squad. every resource imaginable. been through it all.

Staff should have watched the video that shows that even a pasty Englishman can rip an apple if done correctly. “If you twist you fail. Twisting equals tears.”

Dude, that is some cold shit. Nobody deserves a burn that brutal. That’s jump off a bridge in a forest where nobody will ever find you level of pain. Hopefully he never reads that.

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

You start off with

Wait... It’s less normal to you that someone would get a custom-made jacket than that someone’s adult boyfriend would be wearing their high school letterman jacket?