Timely.

Former D1 track runner for a bigtime program. midpack in my squad. every resource imaginable. been through it all.

Staff should have watched the video that shows that even a pasty Englishman can rip an apple if done correctly. “If you twist you fail. Twisting equals tears.”

Dude, that is some cold shit. Nobody deserves a burn that brutal. That’s jump off a bridge in a forest where nobody will ever find you level of pain. Hopefully he never reads that.

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

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I’m mildly confused about what the point of this article is. Are you upset that the city has switched from using 100 year old paper records to electronic ones, or just that they didn’t hire some college intern to code the database for them?

Wait... It’s less normal to you that someone would get a custom-made jacket than that someone’s adult boyfriend would be wearing their high school letterman jacket?