88 MPH is a very important figure in flux-capacitor based time travel

Apply for a job in politics... Cause that had me second guessing haha

that was my first thought. “Wow Doug has a lot of pretty friends”

I only befriend attractive people. It helps me feel better about my own unattractive appearance.

What the hell, Doug? How is it all of your friends are beautiful?

First client sounds like he needs to buy a Roller if he wants his logos facing the same direction all the time.

Yeah, that’s bullshit. Any dealer that tries to pull that is losing my business immediately, and the business of anyone else I can inform. Also....Magnussen-Moss warranty act is your friend.

There was a story a while back about someone getting highly offended by the term “slave cylinder”. Similar indignation as this story, demanding an apology etc..

I’ll fire away.

the beautiful women with an STD British sports car

Ive got two, that are really kind of the same. Last of the great NA V8s, with manual transmissions:

Well reasoned and written. I completely agree that we don’t have the full set of narratives here - United probably acted according to the rule book, and the family was probably pissed as hell (as I likely would have been - that’s some embarrassing film for everyone, especially the girl), and the other passengers were…

As an anthropologist, I love commercial aircraft simply for their concentrated and intense magnification of the social contract. It doesn’t take much behavioral movement in one direction or another to disrupt a pretty stable social environment.

So, it takes about 1.5 hours of flying time for a flight originating from…

Only if Bruce Banner were angry and it’s well documented that he is not well liked when he is angry.

I know everyone else is commenting on noise, what the airline and the parents could have done better, etc., etc.—but FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, YOU ALL MADE THIS FLIGHT RUN LATE WITH THE EXTRA STOP RAWRRRRR.

It’s a tough call. As a former airline pilot (now corporate) I (and the rest of the crew) faced a lot of situations where a decision needed to be made about a passenger continuing on a flight.

“What if she got crazy and got up and opened an exit door at 36,000 feet?”

wow, living up to your username alright

*if convicted

In a few years $35k won’t be a lot of money.