Bingo! This is what I’ve been saying. The computers are good enough to keep the truck on the road, to follow directions, to miss most of the obvious obstacles.

That thing looks like PussyWaggon’s cousin, Red Rocket.

I insist on cloth in my cars. Sure it stains, but I can’t stand the summer scorch of leather and it making my ass perspire everyday.

I think we’re good. 

Yep, classic case of “I know what I have.”

At this price, the swap already needs to be done. CP.

I knew I was saving this for something.

No, a thousand times no. Not all things have to have manual transmissions. There is a dump truck near me with a manual transmission for sale. As a wild guess, I would say it drives like an old dump truck even with that transmission.

00's Audis are scary, especially the AllRoad with the air suspension and the 2.7TT.

I get where you’re coming from, but seriously, the Allroad is the WORST car made. Even my old B5 S4 could be considered more “reliable” in comparison to this. This is NOT the Audi you want. VW / Audi from this late 90s to early 2000s era were definitely worth the bitching.

These are a crack pipe at free. Hell, its still a bad deal if the seller offered to give you $2k to take it away. You cant work on them yourself (unless youre a masochist) and they break every time you even think about driving it. Worst car Audi has made in the past.....lifetime. Stay away. Far far away.

3,300 baguettes due at signing.

4Runner, just buy the 4runner. If you get one a bit older you can get a manual version too, or get a V8 one if you really need tow power. Also, Raph, WTF is that suggestion? When have you or will you ever see a Trailblazer SS/Saab 9-7X Aero off road, like WTF man?

Does no one here fault the morality of the buyer?!? Jesus H - its like Tom is completely absolving the buyer of any fault, here. Nobody held a gun to the buyer’s head and said “sign here”. This speaks more to the “I deserve a new car” mentality of people than it does to the sales tactics of a car dealer. Dealers are…

Bill’s Porsche fandom goes way back. His infamous mugshot was taken after he was arrested for having a little bit too much fun with his first 911 on the desert roads around Microsoft’s original office in Albuquerque.

The Taycan purchase is not a surprise. Bill is a Porsche fan and also owns a freaking 959, which instantly grants him all kinds of cred that no amount of tweeting can undo.

They’re really taking their competition with Tesla seriously.

Exactly. Beautifully done. And underneath you still have a 150 thousand mile, four cylinder truck from a decade ago. 

I really, really love the idea of this truck, but then the negatives kept coming: 4x2, 144k miles, salvage title, etc. That was enough for me to read.

I agree that it sounds good on paper, but the end result hurts my brain trying to put it together.