Well in that case....

I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

Stick-shift turbo Caravan?  Make it happen.

Hey, the rest of you schmucks should feel good about treading water for the past 30 years, ok? Now, for the next 30 years, you’ve heard the phrase “a rising tide lifts all boats”, right, well, I need you to hold two things: your breath and this anchor.

This is horrifying neglect.  That crumbling filter thing rotting into the intakes is just wrong.

Yeah, I hate that Fit, it looks awful.

The answer is actually displacement taxes outside North America.

The test was literally the exact opposite of optimal conditions. 45 degrees and all highway driving... 

“It’s not as bad as it used to be but EV drivers simply have to plan and keep track of their charge more than gas drivers.”

I’d trace the damn thing on some cardboard, cut out and sand some sheet aluminum, and drill the holes for the screws and be done with it.

Would be a much shorter article if it was about all the things that WEREN’T wrong with it.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

I’m a simple man. I see this and click “Nice Price.” You can keep all the rest of the bullshit to yourself.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

You make this sound like it’s irreparable.

When a baby has its first birthday do you get all annoyed and say actually the baby was 40 weeks old when it was “born”.

It’s weight, but also rolling resistance, and the power being delivered.

I read that whole quote. I’m pretty sure I lost 10 IQ points as a result.

Thats the thing, its in fantastic condition for its age and price.

Whoops, here you go!