You are forgetting some great features...locking your car from 1000 miles away when it’s in an aiport garage and you forgot.  And starting/preconditioning your car from several train stops away one your way home from work...

Nope.  Still looks ass.

Yes, as 2014 trucks.  The SUVs came out in 2014 as 2015 models.  Does this matter in some way?  How do the interiors differ in noticeable ways?  Or are you just talking about preference?

Good for you - I am glad you enjoy it.  We roadtripped the fuck out of a 1999 Honda CR-V and a 2002 Mazda Protege5 before this, and I can assure you, this is better.  Actually, when my kids were still in big car seats and strollers/cribs, we had to bring BOTH of those cars on one of our annual camping trips simply…

It’s not “enjoyable” like a sports car, but in terms of smoothness, visibility, surefootedness and comfort, it’s very enjoyable.

Exactly!  We bought our 2012 Suburban in 2013 with 29k on it (as a livery vehicle for one year) for $33k.  Totally worth it.  And I am not in the 1%

Well, my 2012 Suburban was rated at 15/21 and we get 14 average. 18 on long trips at 75 mph. Those numbers just aren’t realistic, but OK...12 was an exaggeration.

I think both interiors are fine, but the Yukon isn’t “dated”. I mean, it came out in 2015 (GMT K2XX). Now, the interior on my 2012 Suburban is DATED. But that was originally released in 2007, so it was probably on the drawing board in 2005.

Have you driven one?  More importantly, have you driven one on a road trip loaded with your family and all their shit?

Still sounds like an Explorer when you boot it though...CP.  If you have the jack to buy one of these, you have the jack for 12 MPGs.  Yukon XL Denali all day.

I understand the draw here...but the engine is just not juicy enough.  

Nope.  Not with that engine.  CP

Sorry, but I completely disagree.  The System 1s look awful on all cars.

I love this simply for the fact that my family tries to eat plant based as much as possible, and just having a fast food option like this is really awesome.  If you’re on a road trip, most times you have NO CHOICE but to eat some meat.  This is SO COOL I can barely contain my excitement

I would be embarrassed every time I was seen in this. Once people stopped to look and reacted with amazement, but then realized it was some weird ass handbuilt garbage dumpster, and I had to explain what it was, why I bought it, how much I paid and how slow it was...I would have to sell it.

Sewing.  I literally don’t even know how to sew on a button.  Or properly tie thread onto a needle...there’s like a special way, right?  Ugh.  I am dumb.

Do you ever NOT rush and cut corners?

3rd pedal is really the most important thing is this whole article.  So much win.

Have you considered the possibility that *because* they put small blocks in trucks they are able to make really good engines for cheap because they make so many of them?  I assume your snark is sarcasm so you were probably joking, but if you weren’t, I’d suggest you reevaluate your position on Chevy’s pushrod V8

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