Bjorn From Jets.

I skimmed the whole thing. I like your thorough take on it, but can you HONESTLY imagine this in your driveway? Would you actually want to walk out and see this thing sitting there with its catfish face and droopy eyes with all the weird swoops and odd cutlines? It’s awful. At this price, Escalade me all day long.

Pouty emoji face.

Owning a 1987 Jetta and then working at a VW/Audi dealer in high school was enough to push me away from the brand for a long time....I was just liking it again, but now all this shite....I’m done hoping. There are too many other good options out there.

Sometimes I wonder how much that stuff breaks just because it DOESN’T get used often enough. Like the little bits and bobs don’t get a workout so they quit completely. Like an old person starting to slow down and THEN getting a hip injury and then it all falls apart...

When does this joke end? Please say it ends soon.

True. The saddest part (for non-owners) is they basically don’t depreciate either. Except for the ones that no one wants...

For $7250 this whole engine bay needs to be PERFECT. CP all day. Plus, the Mercord Granarch is/was an awful piece of shit...when it was new.

Are they seriously using some reupholstered Recaros from a MkI GTI or something? This whole build is a waste of time. I assume they are trying to be ironic, but it’s just idiotic.

WHY does this have to be so expensive....?

I managed to ride one of these until I was 7 just because they are awesome.

You can already power things with battery-filled cars. My Volt can act as a spare generator for DAYS with just the addition of a simple DC/AC inverter. I also use it for camping (Voltebago).

Everything from the entire Toyota brand. Followed by Honda. Then Hyundai.

That wheel fitment is ass.

I bet he is hilarious at parties and just during normal conversation, but the dude has NO FILTER. He can’t even tone it down when there is a TV camera pointed at him? Most people realize it’s time to speak intelligently and calm down...not this guy...he’s ALL IN! HA!

Holy shit. So many drugs.

I can’t argue with your comments regarding the overall intent to make the car “one’s own”. I’m fine with mods. Been there done that...sold the S13 with the SR20DET before stance was a thing. But here’s where stance breaks down for me...when casual observers ALL agree that your car looks ridiculous (and broken), it IS…

I read your article. I understand your words. But this is so fucked up #icanteven

Ha! Nice. Track MPG FTW.

I hate how there isn’t a straight line on the car until these damn vents. Makes them stick out like a sore thumb. But the whole car looks awful to me, so, meh...